Michael: May I have your attention please? This office will not be using any new technology ever, starting now.

Ryan: That is not correct.

Michael: Ryan thinks that technology is the answer. Well guess what? I just drove my car into a lake.

Oscar: You did what?

Michael: I drove my car into a [bleep] lake. Why you may ask did I do this? Well, because of a machine. A machine told me to drive into a lake. And I did it! I did it because I trusted Ryan's precious technology, and look where it got me.